The Loony Bin

schuylerpeck:

I don’t want to write emails, I want to gather a long skirt in my hands and stand with my feet in the river.

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bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

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thatsbelievable:

(via littlesolo)

huntersgrave:

littleevil0ne1:

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

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that’s the character we all deserve tbh

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funkypoacher:

thecourtshrieker:

suilesbianpoasts:

apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

#while we’re at it the author is not the narrator or the protagonist either

now THIS one louder at the back

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fairycosmos:

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

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your-source-of-selfdestruction:

(via shutupmerlin)

xenaisnumber1:

WHO DID THIS?

ohlexa:

Incorrect Avatrice Quotes (4/?)

toastbutteregg:

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